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The in-laws will be here in October. Who has a safe house I can stay at?
I found out the other night that I get another special visit from my-laws. HOLD ME! My MIL is the supreme queen bitch. Always giving me shit for my parenting skills and she seems stuck in the 1950’s...
View ArticleA week? The in-laws will be here a whole f*cking week?!
My in-laws were supposed to come visit us in Maine this month but now that’s changed. Instead, they’ll be coming here for Thanksgiving… for a whole fucking week. OH DEAR GOD NOOOO! I guess one thing...
View ArticleIn-Law Apocalypse
Lock the doors! Board the windows! Run for cover! Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye! It’s the In-Law Apocalypse!!!! My FIL kept on telling us about his Medicare policy and then seemed to forget he...
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A Mom’s View: What Happened To My Bathtub?
As I took a shower yesterday, I went to shave my legs but when I lifted one of my legs up, I knocked over a small bucket containing a few squeaky ducks, some kind of small fish that squirted water,...
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How To Survive A Visit From Your In Laws
My in laws have finally left and surprisingly, I survived. I pretty much avoided them and stayed out of their way as much as possible. Unless of course they took us out to eat. Because HELLO, FREE...
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La Maldita Plaga
Hola! Damn, it’s been awhile, hasn’t it. I got my 106th cold (since the hummingbird started Kindergarten) a few days before Christmas and I’m still fighting it off. Mostly, because I keep getting...
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An In-Law Visit: Your Ass Will Need A Nap After This
Hola! I’ve been taking a break from my blog for a bit but I’m baaaack. So, my in-laws recently came to visit for 5 days. 5 fucking days of hell. I’m so very jealous of people who have such nice...
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My Ongoing In Law Cycle Of Thoughts
My in-laws will be visiting in a little over two weeks and I’ve been trying to mentally prepare for them, especially now with our new house, they’ll be staying with us for four fucking days since...
View ArticleThis Is For Brandy
I want to think everyone while I’ve been a Debbie Downer about my heart issues. Don’t you just love insurance? I’m still waiting for them to approve medication that’s “supposed to make me feel better...
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Password Meltdown
I became really frustrated with my Netflix password months ago and when I changed it, I had something along the lines of Fuckthisshit@yousuck22. My in-laws came to visit in February and me, my mom,...
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