Monster-in-laws are back.
*It’s that time of the month (no not that time) for crazy mother-in-law/in-law posts. Remember, if you’d like to vent about your in-laws and of course be anonymous, email me at elle dot mommyhood at...
View Article*Enter the Jaws theme music* …. Just when people thought it was safe to go...
My in-laws will be here next weekend. Fuck a duck! I’m making plans to have myself be as scarce as possible while they’re here but I’m sure there will still be some lovely moments my mother-in-law and...
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I would love to take a hit off of the “know it all” bong my mother-in-law...
Haven’t you heard?! My mother-in-law is a fucking genius! She knows EVERYTHING! So, let’s go back a few weeks ago, to the weekend prior to the hummingbird’s 4th birthday on April 15th. I can only...
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The in-laws will be here in October. Who has a safe house I can stay at?
I found out the other night that I get another special visit from my-laws. HOLD ME! My MIL is the supreme queen bitch. Always giving me shit for my parenting skills and she seems stuck in the 1950’s...
View ArticleA week? The in-laws will be here a whole f*cking week?!
My in-laws were supposed to come visit us in Maine this month but now that’s changed. Instead, they’ll be coming here for Thanksgiving… for a whole fucking week. OH DEAR GOD NOOOO! I guess one thing...
View ArticleIn-Law Apocalypse
Lock the doors! Board the windows! Run for cover! Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye! It’s the In-Law Apocalypse!!!! My FIL kept on telling us about his Medicare policy and then seemed to forget he...
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A Mom’s View: What Happened To My Bathtub?
As I took a shower yesterday, I went to shave my legs but when I lifted one of my legs up, I knocked over a small bucket containing a few squeaky ducks, some kind of small fish that squirted water,...
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How To Survive A Visit From Your In Laws
My in laws have finally left and surprisingly, I survived. I pretty much avoided them and stayed out of their way as much as possible. Unless of course they took us out to eat. Because HELLO, FREE...
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La Maldita Plaga
Hola! Damn, it’s been awhile, hasn’t it. I got my 106th cold (since the hummingbird started Kindergarten) a few days before Christmas and I’m still fighting it off. Mostly, because I keep getting...
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An In-Law Visit: Your Ass Will Need A Nap After This
Hola! I’ve been taking a break from my blog for a bit but I’m baaaack. So, my in-laws recently came to visit for 5 days. 5 fucking days of hell. I’m so very jealous of people who have such nice...
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My Ongoing In Law Cycle Of Thoughts
My in-laws will be visiting in a little over two weeks and I’ve been trying to mentally prepare for them, especially now with our new house, they’ll be staying with us for four fucking days since...
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I want to think everyone while I’ve been a Debbie Downer about my heart issues. Don’t you just love insurance? I’m still waiting for them to approve medication that’s “supposed to make me feel better...
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Password Meltdown
I became really frustrated with my Netflix password months ago and when I changed it, I had something along the lines of Fuckthisshit@yousuck22. My in-laws came to visit in February and me, my mom,...
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