I would love to take a hit off of the “know it all” bong my mother-in-law obviously smokes from.

Haven’t you heard?! My mother-in-law is a fucking genius! She knows EVERYTHING! So, let’s go back a few weeks ago, to the weekend prior to the hummingbird’s 4th birthday on April 15th. I can only tolerate my in-laws for a few hours with each visit. I was done dealing with them by Friday night. They […]